Yesterday Reese wanted to play pin the tail on the elephant. We Googled "pin the tail on the elephant" and found the results to be disturbingly lacking. So for the benefit of all you who have been searching in vain for a proper elephant tail-pinning game, I've decided to post ours.
No need to thank me. My reward is simply knowing I've made life better for others.
Reese won. Though I have a sneaking suspicion that she peeked.